Dorkus porkus 

Someone who is dorkier than a dork, stupid, geeky, foolish

"You are such a dorkus porkus"

Dorkus porkus by AmandaLT February 3, 2010

dorkus malorkus 

A dork to the max of the world

When you spend two hours of your Friday night brainstorming with a friend to come up with the best example of Dorkus Malorkus, whilst downloading the fourth season of Star Trek with your mum in the backround complaining about the skid marks in your undies and the mess in your room...Did we mention you're 40?

dorkus malorkus by Max Malorkus June 21, 2007

dorkus malorkus 

someone who did or said somthing to make them look REALLY stupid.

Bob:I am going to the computer store cause they have an awesome grade a gumball machine.

Joe: You are such a dorkus malorkus

dorkus malorkus by Ben Szafoni September 30, 2005

Dorkus Magnanimous

Anyone who exhibits the characteristics of a dork to the Nth degree.

The love of my life = Adam is a dorkus magnanimous and I wouldn't have him any other way <3

Dorkus Magnanimous by woobiegyrlie3 December 26, 2007

Dorkus Manorkus 

A dorkus manorkus is the worst of dorkus's. It is the last level of the dorkus name calling. Dork, Dorkus, Dorkus manork, Dorkus manorkus is the order from best to worst. To be called a dorkus manorkus is very embaressing and shameful. Compared to being called a buttnugget, this is far worse. If one should come in contact with a dorkus manorkus, they should immediately disinfect their whole body.

For an example of a dorkus manorkus see Julia

Dorkus Manorkus by The Z-man July 20, 2008

Dorkus scientificus 

A research dorkus. Dorks out on talking about their research, and coming up with new and interesting scientific theories and hypotheses. Is also, however, very cool and often cute.

John the Greek is a total hottie who loves talking about weather and his climate research, and is therefore a Dorkus scientificus.

Dorkus scientificus by firegirl77 September 7, 2007

dorkus maximus 

scientific term for an the individual who is a complete a total dork. see dork (definition by tara)for more information

tara is a dorkus maximus. she totally started the dork revolution!

dorkus maximus by taralina July 14, 2003