Daddy Doinker 

A human being of the male species who is blessed with a penis of any size who uses this penis while erectile to insert it inside of his father engaging in gay anal sex play.

Dude! My twin sister’s brother is a daddy doinker!

Daddy Doinker by Big J the Philosopher January 23, 2022

nu-nu doinker 

Any small facinating nipple-like object that you can enjoy, play with, fondle or adjust, and get personal satisfaction.

The nu-nu doinkers in the hot tub were spraying out hot and pulsating water. -OR- The television signal was not too good so after I twiddled several nu-nu doinkers the reception was perfect.

nu-nu doinker by Matthew Walker April 26, 2006

Bloinky Doinker 

To be a silly mess and simultaneously be adorable.

Kris: “This is how I look.”

Allison: “You’re such a bloinky doinker”

Bloinky Doinker by XypprZ Allison December 25, 2023

Doink a doinker 

To smoke a joint or perform fellatio

I'm going to go doink a doinker.

Doink a doinker by troublem8kR January 18, 2024

doinking a doinker 

Smoking a joint

From the famous TikToker @notnataliebenson “my girl math is taking a garden gummy while doinking a doinker so that once the doinker has doinked off the garden gummy comes in and extends your entire gardening session”
I’m going to go doink a doinker-or-I’m going to go smoke a joint

doinking a doinker by 420_outhere06 March 19, 2024

DINKER

Dual Income No Kids Early Retirees

I'm jealous at those couples; they are both dinkers! Having dual income and no kids can really make people become financially independent faster!

DINKER by Rhodnius January 16, 2018

Crinkly Dinker 

"crinkly dinker" describes someone or something that's needlessly complex, confusing, or inefficient. It could imply that the person or thing is causing unnecessary complications or difficulties due to their actions or attributes.

Despite his promises of efficiency, his approach to project management turned out to be a crinkly dinker, leading to unnecessary complications and delays.

Crinkly Dinker by Beancakeman August 17, 2023