Ur Dog A Cat

the only four words stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined. you will literally enhale dog/cat hair if you hear these four words.

Bobby: Ur mom gay
Billy: *breaks arm*
Billy: Ur dad lesbian
Bobby:*concussion*
Bobby: Ur granny tranny
Billy:*goes blind*
Billy: UR DOG A CAT
Bobby:*ruptures scrotum and implodes into a bong and the sun explodes*

Ur Dog A Cat by UMGUDLUGTUDF May 23, 2018

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my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

my dog your cat by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022

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Cat and Dog

Usually referring to a depraved almost-sex act between a girlfriend and boyfriend who haven't had sexual intercourse yet, cat and dog is usually thought up by the boyfriend who is sexually deprived and is looking for a way to release his urges.

The act involves the two parties acting as a cat or as a dog, the female is usually the cat and the male is usually the dog.

The objective of the dog is to 'jump' on things whether it be a couch or objects on the ground but also to jump on the cat (hence why the male is the dog as they are most sexually aggressive) also the dog looks at the cat with puppy dog eyes whenever it wants the cat to play with the dog more.

The objective of the cat is basically to purr every time the dog pats her, but as cats get tired of things very quickly if she gets patted for too long she will scratch the dog .

there are many variations to this depraved act but those are the basics to how Cat and Dog is to be done.

Tim: Man I feel sorry for Misha; I hear he doesn't get any from his girlfriend.
Michael: At least he gets to play Cat and Dog with her!
Tim: Cat and Dog? What the faaaaak?

Cat and Dog by 2GOOD123 May 31, 2009