distraction markers 

Translucent decorative stickers that go on glass doors and glass paneling, required by many building codes, meant to prevent idiots from walking straight into a clear wall or door.

Maintenance staff is scheduled to install distraction markers on the glass doors to the conference room so Jerry won't keep breaking his nose.

distraction markers by jsl1966 June 11, 2021

distraction thought 

a thought one has while extremely horny in an attempt to distract oneself from their horniness.

After her fiancee went home see went to take a shower and was so horny she had to make her mind wander for some distraction thoughts.

distraction thought by wat thehell January 23, 2008

Distraction Jackson

Person who is unable to grasp the concept of time and usually shows up late to everything. This person also seems to excell in Photoshop. But beware, if you are trying to pay attention to anything whilst this "Distraction Jackson" is around be prepared to be thoroughly annoyed. Also enjoys long cobs of corn.

I failed my exam becuase that fuckin Distraction Jackson wouldnt stop talking!

Distraction Jackson by windadam April 17, 2009

distraction managment 

your here because your stupid ass sister's Grace and Ava wont stop distracting you

I need grace and ava to stfu (DISTRACTION MANAGMENT)

distraction managment by avaisscrewedup September 9, 2020

Distraction Tweet 

A tweet that you post that says you are doing one thing but really are doing something else to distract people you don't want to hang out with.

Nick: I hope Jesse isn't coming tonight? I know he hangs out with you a lot.

Angie: No, I posted a distraction tweet that said I was at the movies.

Matt:Bob keeps calling me to come to the party tonight

Alex:Dude, he's not invited

Matt: Okay, I'll post a distraction tweet that says I broke my leg and can't go out.

Distraction Tweet by astrodude February 21, 2010

Distraction Apple Bum

A hungry homeless person that runs up to steal the apple after someone uses an distraction apple.

Distraction Apple Bum: OMFG, he's going to use that distraction apple!

Bum: *Bum runs up and steals apple after it hits the floor, then eats it.*

Distraction Apple Bum by IIMikII January 8, 2011

distraction nap

nap you take to distract yourself,
specifically to distract yourself if a S.O isn't replying to a text.

me: "brb guys, gonna take a distraction nap because he ain't replying"

distraction nap by okokoklalala May 2, 2023