dissing 

where you take the piss out of someone or something

jerk: hahaha, your penis is so small brad, you cant even lose your virginity

Bystander:Jeez man, stop dissing brad bro

dissing by french baghet June 10, 2018

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

Someone that has to know something about something or they couldn't tie their shoes.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.

Matto: Did you know about it?
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by Henrique_Radical November 3, 2021

Disingenuous

to profess ignorance while actually being in the know.

Paris Hilton expressed a disingenuous opinion about the business operations of Wal-Mart.
"Do they sell wall stuff?"

Disingenuous by Bill Bystedt December 7, 2003

distinguish 

to discern; to detect with the eyes or with the other sences.

I could not quite distinguish her face in the poorly-lit room, so I was not sure who she was.

distinguish by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006

Distingled 

When a light is distorted and twinkly

Wow that light is distingled it’s so pretty.

Distingled by Turtle 1234 May 1, 2020

dishing out pasty

when somone is flirting with another person.

"mike is flirting with that girl" said nick, "oi mikey, stop dishing out pasty" nick shouts. mike replies, "what ever mate"

dishing out pasty by goodall-RUU April 17, 2008

disingenuous dense motherfucker 

someone that can not tie their shoes

matto: you disingenuous dense motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

disingenuous dense motherfucker by cheerful ox July 29, 2021