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a sack of dented bells

an insult or derogatory phrase used in reference to someone or something that is distasteful in appearance
Jesus, that girl has got a face like a sack of dented bells!

She looked good in the club, but that whore had a pussy like a sack of dented bells.
a sack of dented bells by John456 December 30, 2007

Control Denied 

A kick-ass Technical Progressive Power Metal band from Florida,formed by Death's vocalist/guitarist,Chuck Schuldiner(R.I.P.) and many other talented musicians such as Steve DiGiorgio and Richard Christy.
"Man,that Control Denied album kicked my ass with their serious music."
Control Denied by MetalNewbie November 15, 2004

Denterexic

When someone has white teeth but they think that their teeth are yellow so they obsess over brushing their teeth/whitening them. Similar to anorexia but involving an obsession over teeth rather than weight.
Jim: "My teeth look so yellow today."
Bob: "Dude your teeth look completely fine. They actually look pretty white today."
Jim: "Oh, we'll I'm just gonna brush my teeth again later anyway."
Bob: "Wow you actually have a problem. You might even be denterexic."

credit card denied

When you go to purchase something with a credit card, and you're notified that it's not going through. Usually due to an expired card or you're over the limit.
Waitress: "Sorry sir. Credit card denied."

Diner: "Oh, crap."

Tied and Denied 

When a girl ties you up and turns you on, but denies you from reaching orgasm.
She tied my wrists behind the back of the chair and tied my ankles to each front leg of the chair. She looked stunningly beautiful in her black nightgown. I was completely naked and my fully erect cock was throbbing in anticipation of what she would do next.

She leaned over and kissed me on the lips. She reached down with her hand and smiled as she began slowly stroking my cock while her face was inches from mine. She quickened her pace, stroking me rapidly. I was so close to cumming! But then, she suddenly stopped. She stood up straight, shook her head, wagged her finger at me, laughed, turned around, and walked out the bedroom door. She had left me tied and denied.
ooooohhhh! Denied!
Denied by Pizzleonmynizzle October 18, 2003