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when there's no more room for bruising and your balls feel like they are going to explode. either because u were hit in the balls or because you got your NUTS SMASHED!!!
man-"hey baby I lost my virginity can I have yours?"

lady-"Oh my fuck!!!(smashes his nuts with a Chuck Norris kick!)

man(to friends)- omg it hurts so bad she god damn CROWDED my balls(faints)
crowded by J-4$yTH April 14, 2009
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DCB (David Crowder Band) 

Nick Armenta kept asking Cody Nabors if he wanted to listen to DCB

Cordered 

The act of performing substandard contractor work while simultaneously screwing the client out of large sums of money.
Man, Bob's roof still isn't finished.

You didn't hear? His contractor cordered him

That's low, what kind of scumbag corders a man like that
Cordered by Rusty Shacklefordd September 9, 2010

Crowder's Law 

Crowder's Law states "The Dumber the Content, The Bigger the Audience". Coined in YouTuber and ruler of the Muscular Class Rm Brown's comments by Lukav to explain conservative commentator Steven Crowder's online influence.
Non-Muscular Class member: "Hey man, why does this idiot have so many subs?"
Rm Brown: "Idk man, Crowder's Law says so."
Crowder's Law by ti2ca2 February 25, 2021

croweded 

An idiots way of not being able to spell crowded
Go the extra mile, it's never croweded
croweded by Laile September 2, 2016

crowded bus 

When a bunch of smelly old hobos take turns peeing into your butthole while arguing about hai a lai and the smiths second album.
Robert couldn't watch the youtube video because he was getting a crowded bus on a crowded bus.
crowded bus by gigigi May 27, 2016

betty crockered 

Average Joe: "Bro, I'm so Betty Crockered, that bong ain't no joke."

Average Cody: "Hell yeah man, me too!"