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Crock-Pot Diaper 

When you change a poop diaper and leave it in your car to stew and royally stink up your enclosed car.
Honey, did you leave a Crock-Pot Diaper in the car all day in this heat?
Crock-Pot Diaper by rsablue September 17, 2021

Crock Pot Pussy 

Wen u tell yo woman to wear somdin nice, and have dinner ready when yo azz get home. All day she gets dat azz ready slow cookin ready to burst. Unwrap dat fine azz and the juice is flown
Marquise - "yo bitch have dat azz ready tonight black dress I like chitlins n gravy"

Leshonda - "aight boo I got you I'ma Crock Pot my kitty"

Crock Pot Pussy
Crock Pot Pussy by D.J.pu$$ June 18, 2023

Mexican Crock Pot 

Also known as the front-butt of a large Hispanic woman. Typically smells of old burritos and chupacabra feces
Holy crap, did you see that Mexican crock pot on that chick!

Dirty Crock Pot 

When you take a shit and forget to flush, leaving it to sit and 'stew' for an extended period of time.
Mike's dirty crock pot stained my toilet bowl for a month.
Dirty Crock Pot by notlef September 14, 2010

Will got a crock pot 

exclamation indicating that what you are talking about doesn't matter to anyone but you
Megan: So, I was walking down the street, and I stubbed my toe. And it hurt!

Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.

Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?

Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.

Big Nigga Crock Pot Dick 

A nigga with his dick inside a Crock pot