Crevice of doom 

The narrow bit of space, that's located between the driver/passenger seat and the centre console.

You're in the car driving along with a friend, and they can't find their phone.

Friend: Have you seen my phone? I've looked everywhere!

Driver: Uh oh... it's fallen into the crevice of doom!!!

Both the friend and driver agree that it's easier to buy a new phone, than deal with effort/pain you need to retrieve the phone from the crevice of doom!

Crevice of doom by Skyzie March 9, 2018

Crevacious 

Reserved, but secretly outgoing deep inside.

Ex 1: She seemed shy, but after talking to her I found out she was crevacious- always the first one to crack a rude/crude joke, moshing like it's nothing, and graffiting anything if it stays still long enough

Ex 2: The young girl sat in the corner of the room, silently wishing she could outgrow her crevacious disposition and finally prove that she could make a name for herself.

Crevacious by London Spleen December 17, 2011

Cervical Squids

A form of stomach squids that reside in the cervix.

Dude, I was going to go down on this chick I met in the bar last night but she ended up having a bad case of cervical squids.

Cervical Squids by vingen February 22, 2019

cervical mucus

n.

A substance found inside a woman's vagina near her cervix that can either aid or impede insemination. When the mucus is dry and thick, it creates a barrier for sperm. When the mucus is moist and thin, it preserves and propels sperm.

Studies have shown that cervical mucus responds differently based on the genetic makeup of the sperm. It accepts the compatible sperm from a superior male and rejects the incompatible sperm from an inferior mate.

After testing my wife and I and confirming we were both fertile, our fertility doctor theorized that my wife's cervical mucus was rejecting my sperm because I was an inferior beta male. He suggested running a special test to see if an Alpha male like him could inseminate her. After my wife and I agreed, he knocked her up in one try. Thanks to the natural selection performed by my wife's cervical mucus we now have a cuck baby and I'm a chaste cuckold.

cervical mucus by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 18, 2021

cervical mucous

A clinical term for vaginal cum- it is a white, viscous ejaculation followed by a good roll in the hay. Known for its unique scent and being hard to swallow.

You've got cervical mucous all over your face.

cervical mucous by une canadianne tres folle May 6, 2011

Anal Crevice 

A dignified and more polite name for someone that's an asshole.

My boss is such an anal crevice.

Anal Crevice by Mean 1 May 6, 2010

Crevice of Justice

The Crevice of Justice, or the "COJ" is the space at the base of the penile shaft, between the base of the penis, and the anus.

Jake's Crevice of Justice itched all day long, so he scraped his fingernail through it.

Crevice of Justice by connors11s July 8, 2010