Catching the crazy turkey 

Catching the crazy turkey is a sexual act, usually done during the Cow Girl position, where in both the male and female flap their arms without rhythm and gobble savagely.

Michael and Lindsay received complaints from their neighbors because they spent the night catching the crazy turkey.

Catching the crazy turkey by Flynt Cole December 13, 2014

to catch the crazy turkey 

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.

You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!

to catch the crazy turkey by Rasus January 31, 2015

Catching The Crazy Turkey 

Gobbling like a turkey during sex

He was catching the crazy turkey from her last night

Catching The Crazy Turkey by WolfenLucifer December 13, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey 

The act of making turkey noises during sex. Best results come from cunnilingus.

Ryan - "You haven't been sleeping in that bed anyway. Everybody know's where you've been. You've been getin' the- you've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed."

Catching the crazy turkey by Wig Wam December 13, 2014

Catching the Crazy Turkey 

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex

"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"

Catching the Crazy Turkey by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey 

Sex that starts with Wild Turkey and is gets too wild to remember. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in her bed." -- Ryan

Catching the crazy turkey by MasterFast December 13, 2014

Catching the Crazy Turkey 

To fornicate; to have sex

Michael was catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay in Minecraft Ep. 133.

Catching the Crazy Turkey by tcamack December 13, 2014