Colonel Flan

A constant flip-flopper who steals shotgun and is far too tall to hangout. If it wasn't for his tripod he would be totally irrelevant.

Kagan? More like Colonel Flan! Did you hear about him trying to change the shotgun rules on the trip to the beach when we stopped at the gas station?

Colonel Flan by TRUFUS December 7, 2009

Corner wanker 

1) A person who gives off perverted vibes but are too socially awkward to actually perform any sexual act.

2) A person who stands on the edge of a conversation, occasionally joining in however they never fully contribute to the conversation.
3) A person that gives the impression that they would stand and watch sexual intercourse whilst wanking silently in the corner.

“Omg Alex is such a corner wanker, all he does is stare at girls boobs but he’s never actually had a conversation with anyone”

Corner wanker by Hm0411 February 14, 2020

Coomer Corner 

The special corner in everyone's room where they go to coom.
Can also be a state of mind.

Wesley: Where's Namit?
Udai: He's probably in his coomer corner.

Coomer Corner by zhewrong February 27, 2021

corner jacking 

a prostitute that kicks any woman off of a street corner because she believes that that woman is tying to steal the corner to work.

the legal secretary was waiting to cross the intersection but the crack whore assumed she was trying to work the corner, then proceeded to corner jack the secretary

corner jacking by Magdalene St. Vitus March 22, 2005

Cornell University 

Where Harvard goes to lose at hockey. Also see: Lynah Rink.

i.e., Cornell University beats Harvard 2-0 at home. i.e., Harvard's inability to score on a friday night.

Cornell University by Dave February 1, 2005

Cornelia 

She is a beautifully, intelligent girl who is popular and very social. She's the nicest girl you will ever meet. She's the girl that can go up and talk to a stranger and become best friends with them. They are usually tall but very stunning and resemble models. She's an obedient rule follower. The perfect person to become friends with.

Person 1: I made a new friend today
Person 2: Was it a really pretty girl?
Person 1: Yea
Person 2: It was probably Cornelia

Cornelia by mawu23na November 9, 2018

Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.

A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.

Colonel Thomas by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008