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Definitions by Hm0411

Corner wanker 

1) A person who gives off perverted vibes but are too socially awkward to actually perform any sexual act.

2) A person who stands on the edge of a conversation, occasionally joining in however they never fully contribute to the conversation.
3) A person that gives the impression that they would stand and watch sexual intercourse whilst wanking silently in the corner.
“Omg Alex is such a corner wanker, all he does is stare at girls boobs but he’s never actually had a conversation with anyone”
Corner wanker by Hm0411 February 14, 2020

Icy Mojo 

The cooler way of saying ice cream.
“Do you fancy a Netflix and icy mojo night?”
Icy Mojo by Hm0411 February 14, 2020