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The phenomena in which a persons extremities are very short and wide. (like feet, legs, arms, hands, neck and not to be confused with a dwarf or midget) The person suffers no physical deformities, yet has wide, stocky extermities. Most easily recognizable are feet.
"Jack, that guy is club"
club by fotoflex August 5, 2004
adj. rare, something that would almost never happen, or a person would almost never do

For instance, if a person you know has a certain habitual routine that they deviate from you can show them that you have noticed by saying to work "club"

antonym: club sarcastic
related words: club body, club body 360, club mind (variations of club that signify the level of rareness that the action holds)
Person 1 "Newark airport does not have any delays."
Person 2 "Club"

Person 1 "There were know Guidos at the Jersey shore."
Person 2 "Club body"

Person 1 "The Knicks lost."
Person 2 "Club sarcastic"
club by BZSZLZ February 5, 2010
A way of purchasing a meal at a college campus dining hall.
Yo Derrel...lemme club this shit!
club by John January 12, 2005
Club is the life of the party, he is always keeping the party going, by any means necessary (pebs). Even though Club can be a lot to handle at times, he’s always a good time. A “Club” type person will be very bad at gambling. So bad. Like sooooo bad. Roulette…yikes 😬 Club is actually very caring and protective and will be on your side if you ever need him to be.

PS: National Council on Problem Gambling
1-800-522-4700
Club by J_Bandz May 29, 2022
in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits
Please dont tell me the video of me jorking it in the club got leaked. Aw shit man.
Club by Joey Schlezball April 7, 2024

Club Penguin 

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen club penguin die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Club penguin is kil"

"no"