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Harry Clotter 

When you intentionally bust that goo in her head and give her a noogie.
bro she was so rude last night at the party so I gave her a Harry clotter in the back seat.
Harry Clotter by hornyorphan September 11, 2018
The process of taking a Dried Apricot and lobbing it at somebody. It only counts as "Cotting" if the person Responds with "Ow", "Wtf?" or a similar phrase.

If the apricots are not dried, the it cannot be classified as "Cotting", your just being a dick.
The Right Way

"Boy Lobs Dried Apricot"
Girl: Ow.. Wtf?
Boy: Haha! You just got Cotted!
Girl: Ahaha very funny :D

The Wrong Way

"Boy Lobs Normal Apricot"
Girl: Ow.. Wtf?
Boy: Haha! You just got Cotted!
Girl: No i didnt... only works with dried apricots...
Boy: Oh... you sure?
Girl: Positive, now STFU and GTFO, dick...
Cotted by Danny-P March 22, 2009

clothedness 

1. The state of wearing clothes.

2. Ensemble, attire.
1. The horny man, laying atop his girlfriend, stated "I've had enough of this clothedness."

2. I like your clothedness today, it really brings out the color of your eyes.
clothedness by Perseid December 25, 2011

de-clitted 

the act of accidentally or intentionally removing your own clit.
My new razor is too sharp, I accidentally de-clitted myself.
The lady in Antichrist de-clitted herself in a psychotic frenzy.
de-clitted by NewNightmare March 1, 2011
Really really drunk or high sometimes both like the spins.
"I was way beyond the spins at my brother party i was clouted man"

"Ya dude i heard you slept with that fat chick then too"

"What?!?! nobody told me this!"
clouted by Comeau555 May 2, 2007
royally fucked in the ass in a metaphoric sense
jared got clitted by david when he lost in backgammon
clitted by david kain March 2, 2007