Chel-LO! 

How the bass clef section of an orchestra greets each other. Cause, let's be real. Cellos and basses can pun FOR DAYS.

For y'all not in the loop. It's a play off the pronunciation of 'cello', which is 'chello' which sounds similar to 'hello', thus, the pun is born.

Kate: Chel-LO! My friends! What's good?
Luke: OMG Kate, that's sooo BASS-ic, I always thought you were a NATURAL and this! But that just fell FLAT.
Carter: *walks in* looking SHARP my dudes!
*whole group high fives and finger guns*
Josie: * in the back* I can't STAND this...
(Puns continue until director tells them to shut up)

Chel-LO! by Purple Rosin December 7, 2018

Chel-c 

A badass American babe, MMA fighter and Thoroughbred Racing Jockey who is ridiculously strong and can beat the shit out of people.

This lady is getting awfully mouthy, if she gets in my face, I'm going to have to "Chel-c" this bitch

Did you see that fit girl, she's got "Chel-c" arms

Chel-c by s.slew August 16, 2020

Ray-chel 

The culmination of 2 names (ray and rachel) put together. The feeling of being 1 person because they are 2 halves that complete each other. They are always on the same page, say the same things, and just enjoy life together. They are destined to be best friends as well as significant others. No one can keep up with them.

Who are the people that have so many fun shenanigans?

Oh, that's Ray-chel...I wish I could find something like that.

Ray-chel by bearsfan88 June 27, 2012

Chell Costa 

Term generally used to define a Indiana whore. A cum bucket.

John: "Holy shit that girl gives it out like candy!"

Jane: "Yeah, she's a real chell costa."

Chell Costa by everyoneelseinsec June 28, 2012

chev chelios 

He is the protagonist of the Crank films. He is played by Jason Statham.

Chev Chelios was poisoned by the chinese shit.

chev chelios by Adolphe Sanks June 30, 2014

Chelsea boots 

Boots that Harry Styles wear and when asked about it, heart rate rises to 102 when the steady beat is 67

Dude 1: Your wearing Chelsea boots?
Dude 2: Yea I was inspired by Harry

Chelsea boots by midnightmemories December 15, 2019

Pulling a Chelsea

1. When you knock something over, break something, and/or hurt yourself out of pure clumsiness.
2. When you obsess over the grammar of a piece of writing so much that you don't pay attention to the content itself.
3. When you mishear a word someone says, thinking they said something dirty.

1. "Shit, I spilled my drink and now my computer's soaked. I totally just pulled a Chelsea."
2. "Sorry, I'll read your email in a minute - I'm pulling a Chelsea right now. I just need to print it out and highlight all of the grammatical errors first."
3. "Did that news anchor say 'penis' or am I just pulling a Chelsea?"

Pulling a Chelsea by Cornelius P. Smear III June 12, 2020