Chel-LO!

How the bass clef section of an orchestra greets each other. Cause, let's be real. Cellos and basses can pun FOR DAYS.

For y'all not in the loop. It's a play off the pronunciation of 'cello', which is 'chello' which sounds similar to 'hello', thus, the pun is born.

Kate: Chel-LO! My friends! What's good?
Luke: OMG Kate, that's sooo BASS-ic, I always thought you were a NATURAL and this! But that just fell FLAT.
Carter: *walks in* looking SHARP my dudes!
*whole group high fives and finger guns*
Josie: * in the back* I can't STAND this...
(Puns continue until director tells them to shut up)

by Purple Rosin December 7, 2018

chello

Often used instead of hello by polo wearing, pop collars, tiffany wearing girls.

Girl: What the flip are you even doing?
Other girl: I mean chello isn't it obvi!?

by bob April 14, 2005

chello

The ultimate combination of relaxed words.

Chill + Mello = Chello

A: Yo dude, just smoked a gram blunt of granddaddy purp, I'm so high.

B: Dude, that's fucking chello.

by poppasmurfbuckets March 29, 2010

chello

Word used to point out something strange or obvious

Guy: (points at a thong hanging out of a girl's pants)

Other Guy: Chello there

by djtheman August 4, 2005

Chello!

a patronising way to say hello often involving the obvious relation to a CHELLO. as used on popular film school of rock-said by the legend jack black

1)see this bass? well turn it over and chello! you got yourself a double bass!
2)pot? now? chello! its monday morning!

by esther.L and Nell.C (the foxes) February 19, 2005

Chello

This is a word used to reffer to Mexican people or people for a Latin origin, usually this is an offencive term

That chello bitch took my dollar

you fuckin chello motherfucker

Look at all these damn chellos there everywere

by Johnny Forskin May 17, 2008

chello

Hello! what the hell are you talking about?

Ben H:Brandon will you make out with me?
Brandon:CHELLO! I'm not a queer like you!

by BGregory19 November 9, 2008