Canning Tomatoes 

A phrase used when an idiot asks what you are doing even though they are standing there watching. Usually used when your doing something obvious.

Bill: The other day I was washing my car and Todd asked what I was doing. I told him I was Canning Tomatoes.

Canning Tomatoes by historymanj July 31, 2011

canning fatigue

The weariness and mental exhaustion associated with the canning of food for extended periods of time, often resulting in canning mistakes and--in extreme scenarios--massive outbreaks of botulism.

I need to take a break from canning asparagus; I don't want to get canning fatigue and expose my entire family to botulism.

canning fatigue by DMMOneBillion February 23, 2009

Canning Town 

Canning town also known as E16 is a dockland urban town in East London, Uk.

The Station is located under the A13.
Full of south-side gangmen, almost every gang member was born and raised in Canning Town.

Girl 1: OMG I HAVE A CRUSH ON DAMIAN, SINCE YOUR HIS FRIEND IM JUST ASKING DO YOU KNOW WHAT ENDS HE’S FROM.

Girl 2: HE WAS BORN AND RAISED IN CANNING TOWN.

Girl 1: SORRY THTS A NO NO FOR ME.

Canning Town by monkeypills October 27, 2021

Canning Complex 

The Canning Complex (Founded by Hanna Canning) states that any person, place, or thing can be connected to 9/11 through multiple or one person, place, or thing, no matter what it is.

“Can you use the Canning Complex to link Jeff Buckley to 9/11?”

Canning Complex by reallycoolperson June 5, 2025

Ass Canning 

v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.

Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.

Ass Canning by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008

Red Canning It 

When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.

The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.

Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).

Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and

5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.

Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!

Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?

Red Canning It by InsertPseudoNameHere January 16, 2011

pringle canning

(v.) To take a shit of such enormity and structural integrity that it is capable of straddling the hole in a dry toilet.

"Benson's in there pringle canning the goddamn toilet again."

pringle canning by Captain Coffee January 16, 2017