Ryan - Muff Cabbage 

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.

I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.

Ryan - Muff Cabbage by idkidc12345 July 10, 2022

Muff Cabbage 

A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.

Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...

Muff Cabbage by CosmicEggplant October 18, 2010

pickled muff cabbage

A Vagina that has been pissed in so it becomes pickled(like a cucumber in viniger)

Dude her pussy stank so bad i pissed at it and made some pickled muff cabbage for the next guy.

pickled muff cabbage by QBR October 19, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

It's a Jersey thing.

south park episode of "It's a Jersey thing."

Stan: ...What's Muff Cabbage?
Kyle: It's a...It's a Jersey Thing

Muff Cabbage by S3V October 16, 2010

Muff cabbage Mommy 

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

Muff cabbage Mommy by silent bob! October 25, 2018

Muff Cabbage 

It's a Jersey thing.

You don't ever - ever - you wackjob prostitution whore. You probably sell your muff for 6 dollars. You fucking psycho bitch. Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage. That's what you are! You're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage. Muff Cabbage!

Muff Cabbage by Chetchez October 21, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

Its a Jersey thing.... you will never understand.

What's a muff cabbage?

Muff Cabbage by oFace Killah October 16, 2010