Bean Blocked

similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.

Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"

Blaze: .........

Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.

Bean Blocked by dominickers October 7, 2011

Hyperlink Blocked 

This appears usually when a website blocks hyperlinks. Spamton from DELTARUNE, CHAPTER 2 says this often.

AND I HAVE JUST, THE THING, YOU NEED. THAT'S [Hyperlink Blocked].

Hyperlink Blocked by fsdsdsffs April 19, 2022

Taco Blocked 

When your most sober buddy refuses to take the group to Taco Bell at 2:00am after a night of hard drinking.

Man, I'm too drunk to drive anywhere, and John's car is in the driveway. Why won't he drive us to Taco Bell?

Yeah, we got Taco Blocked.

Taco Blocked by Kelly, Brian December 26, 2008

Party-Blocked 

Party-Blocked - when the party you have been planning gets overshadowed by another more awesome party. As a result, your party or rager has now become a small gathering or a night alone.

Party-Block - the act of blocking parties.

Me: "Party at my house!"
Everyone: "Heard!!"
Rival Party Host: "Bigger Rager at my house!"
Everyone: "Heard, TWO TIMES!"
Me: "Shit, I got party-blocked."

Party-Blocked by isaacz August 21, 2010

Doc Blocked 

to have your team's offense completely and utterly paralyzed by Phillies pitching-phenom Harry Leroy "Doc" Halladay III. To strike out against Roy Halladay.

Fan 1: "Did you see Roy Halladay pitch his perfect game against the Marlins in May?"
Fan 2: "Hell yes! The Fish got doc blocked!"

or

Fan 1: "Holy fucking shit, Roy Halladay pitched a no hitter against the Cincinnati Reds in his first post-season appearance!"
Fan 2: "DOC BLOCKED!"

Doc Blocked by abelard87 October 10, 2010

cock blocked 

1) The prevention of a potential hook-up. Either done by a jealous friend/douschebag, or by an overprotective friend (Mother Hen) of the girl involved in potential hook up. (see game killer.

2) The act of "cutting" at a 4-way stop sign and "cock-blocking" someone who has waited thier turn at a stop sign.

1) Guy 1: I'd really like to see you again.
Girl 1: I don't have to go home tonight.
Guy 2: Hey Carl, remember that time you shit yourself?
Girl 1: Ummm... I have somewhere to be...

2) This dumbass in a drivers ed car just cock blocked me at the stop sign. So I tailgated the fucker till he ran of the road, it was my turn at the stop sign, he needs to learn his place.

cock blocked by Keifer Jennings November 9, 2006

BLXOCKED 

a spam page that is VERY gay but we all Stan him cause he’s amazing he also married to iconicclip which is the queen of spams.

omg blxocked is such a bottom

BLXOCKED by iconicclip February 16, 2019