When wiping ones arse after a particularly sloppy turd
your finger pushes through the paper and into your mess
resulting in what looks like a brown ballerina
"I say it's starting to smell likes it drying out back there" quieried young Oscar presently.
"Don't you worry my lad, you Brown the Chicken very nicely I assure you and I feel the basting coming on soon enough" replied the Arch Deacon of Tilfords Pump.
Excerpt taken from The Legend of Paul Whicker the tall Vicar, Fallen Angel Press, Soho, London. 1888.
as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out
Ezekiel : Where have you been ?
Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathonsponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.
The stain left on a hipster's underwear after a night spent drinking copious amounts of PBR tall boys while wearing an ironic t-shirt he bought on the internet, listening to really shitty pseudo-punk music, and going on and on about how deck the band is in a PoMo kind of way
Johnny woke up with a huge and greasy pabst brown ribbon after another night spent drinking too much PBR at the Brass Rail