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Bronco Vision 

A term to describe a condition which affects all males who attend Cal Poly Pomona. With such a small population of physically attractive women, males grow to find not-so attractive women more attractive than they normally would. Similar to beer goggles.
A: Dude, was the girl you went out with last night fine?
B: I thought she was at the time, but realized later that I was suffering from Bronco Vision.
Bronco Vision by NateHaze March 17, 2010

Bronco'd 

When your team is completely dominated and embarrassed in front of a large audience of people (preferably nationwide, via television). You lose in spectacular fashion in practically every way possible to lose. This term is an homage to the Denver Broncos, after their spectacular debacles in Super Bowls 22 (Lost 42-10 to WA R*skins), 24 (Lost to SF 49'ers 55-10), and the recent anal pounding by the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl 48, by the final score of 43-8.
Dude 1: Did you see the Sunday night game with the Nets? They got straight-up Bronco'd by Orlando!
Dude 2: No doubt, Orlando owned them!
Bronco'd by Donkey Punching Queen February 5, 2014

Bronco Billy 

Another, more appauling version, of the Wet Willy. In this variation, one inserts their finger into their anus and then shoves it up the nose of an unsuspecting victim.

Though this can be done as nothing more than a cruel joke, it is typically executed when you want to humiliate someone and make them feel unworthy.
Clyde pissed me off so bad last night, I took it upon myself to teach him a lesson and give him a Bronco Billy that he'll never forget.
Bronco Billy by mlvd742 December 8, 2009

Bronco II 

The most rugged, manly, badass truck ever made. It not only has that classic look and feel, its also a beast. If you have one, you're probably an adventurer, badass, womanizer and straight up G.
guy 1 "Don't fuck with Tom, he drives a Bronco II"
guy 2 "oh shit! I had no idea he was such a badass"
Bronco II by AristotleAAA1678 September 30, 2009

bronco bomber 

An alternative pronunciation of the name Barack Obama, first coined by the blogger Annika of Annika's Journal. Most likely this alteration derives from repeatedly saying the words Barack Obama many times in quick succession.
Hillary is okay, but Bronco Bomber gone kick her ass!
bronco bomber by annika b April 28, 2007

Bronco Billy 

A result From holding an individuals eyelids open while flashing a strobe light in font of there face, causing seizures while forcefully having anal sex.
When looking into the to strobe lights I was bucking like Bronco Billy while having anal intercourse
Bronco Billy by R-WAK October 18, 2022