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Bronco'd

When your team is completely dominated and embarrassed in front of a large audience of people (preferably nationwide, via television). You lose in spectacular fashion in practically every way possible to lose. This term is an homage to the Denver Broncos, after their spectacular debacles in Super Bowls 22 (Lost 42-10 to WA R*skins), 24 (Lost to SF 49'ers 55-10), and the recent anal pounding by the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl 48, by the final score of 43-8.
Dude 1: Did you see the Sunday night game with the Nets? They got straight-up Bronco'd by Orlando!
Dude 2: No doubt, Orlando owned them!
by Donkey Punching Queen February 5, 2014
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Bronco'd

I really hope we don't get bronco'd on our way to Toronto!
by Jsource May 27, 2018
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Bronco'd

After engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman, you cuddle with her. While cuddling, you urinate all over her and the bed. Then, upon waking up, proceed to have sex on the pee stained mess.
Yesterday in the ATO house, I totally Bronco'd this chick in your bed. Have fun with the sheets, bro.
by hellacoolmayne February 28, 2009
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Bronco’d

To be utterly humiliated during a game. So much so it puts your club in crisis. Comes from the 58-0 demonlition of the Eels against the Broncos in the 2019 NRL Final Series
Wow, GWS are getting bronco’d by Richmond
by Broncofan1 September 27, 2019
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big d!ck bronco supreme

The culinary specialty, big d!ck bronco pappi supream is a fugking masterpace. It is the reason I fugking consider living another day without commuting not alive. The few places is it is legal to buy a thicc unit of this god creation is the ring of mars, and my mommies meth kitchen. I recommend buying one today because oooh mama they are a fugking recipe to heart disease
“Hey man did you remember my fatas big d!ck pappi supreme that I ordered?”
“Oh yeuh man I got it right here *pulls it out gooey tasty (thicc) pizza from underneath (fourskin)* thank me later man”

big d!ck bronco supreme is the best pizza you will ever taste
by B0bR0$$_69 March 12, 2020
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bronco dick

Brochitis that is transmitted through oral sex. Symptons include bumps underneath the head of the penis. Normal symptons of bronchitis are also transmitted. Worst case scenario for those who have foreskin. (Also known as bronco head)
Bob - "Dude I got head from a bitch with bronchitis"
George - "Dude are you serious? Your gonna get bronco dick!"
Bob - "Fuck is that why I have yellow bumps on my penis and a cough?"
George - "Yea dude you need to get anti-biotics and cream for that shit."
by drsimer October 24, 2010
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when your doing a girl from behind and you wisper in her ear you have an STD she will try to get away... (Bucking Bronco)then, while she is trying to get away punch her in the back of the head with both hands to knock her out (Double donkey punch) lastly drag her violently to the top of the stairs (preferrably by the hair)shove your D in her A and ride that shit down the stairs tobagon style (tobagon sled)
have you ever done the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled?

it was crazy!

she died!

MORMON
by cum bustin bad boy March 31, 2009
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