Feltch Broker 

A person that connects fans of sucking sperm out of another persons ass to people who are fans of having sperm put into their ass.

Jim was at the club the other night and couldn't get lucky so he called up his Feltch Broker and got a great deal on an ass sucking.

Feltch Broker by Geezuses July 22, 2009

Real estate broker 

The lowest form of life that has survived evolution. This sub-breed of the human species has no morale, honor or sense of honesty. Their appearance is of a typical human being, but they can be recognized as a real estate broker by their forked tongue, breath that smells like bullshit (due to their habit of talking shit daily and hourly), and for their overall lizard-like appearance.

When running into a real estate broker - kiinteistönvälittäjä in Finnish - avoid all eye contact and take the nearest exit, if inside a building. It is very necessary to vacate any and all premises if a real estate broker is encountered. Remember to close all open doors and alert the police, fire department and the local zoo.

A real estate broker is a person, who upon running into a battery victim, will check his or her pockets for anything valuable and force anal sex with the victim after that.

Real estate broker by Magnus E 5 July 2, 2008

call my broker 

To use the restroom for the purpose of taking a piss.

Dude #1: OK, you ready to go?
Dude #2: Hold on -- I gotta go call my broker before we leave...

call my broker by Aneurysm Boy July 25, 2007

cum broker 

One who deals the rare delicacy that is cum.

Maggy: Know any place I can get some good fresh jizz?
Gerardo: Yea, thers a cum broker 2 blocks down the street. Hit that shit up.

cum broker by JESSANKNEY September 30, 2006

info broker

Basically a fancy word for cyber stalker.

Girl 1:That guy is so weird.He knows everything about me that I've ever posted and even some personal stuff.
Girl 2:OMG how did he do that?
Girl 1:He's an info broker.
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl 1:Basically a stalker
Girl 2: Oh creepy
Girl 1: I know right!

info broker by Anonmami5225 February 2, 2017

local broker 

A local broker or stock broker, insurance guy etc. typically works outside of NYC and major financial locations. They arrive at the office at around 9:30 and leave at 4. They show lackluster performance and are typically not real guys. Prob work at Edward Jones and are out of shape.

While your local broker is at the bowling alley drinking Pats Blue Ribbon, I'm trading futures on the Nikeii .

local broker by RealGuy113 August 24, 2017

investment broker 

A businessman whose purpose is to make you go broke with his investments.

I could go broke just by practicing unwise spending; why should I pay an investment broker to accomplish this for me???

investment broker by QuacksO October 12, 2018