Bristol Palin 

To be underage and pregnant. Especially if your parents are a part of the Religious Right

I think Becky and I are going to go all the way tonight.

Use a rubber dude, You don't want to Bristol Palin her.

Bristol Palin by Somethingcatchy October 20, 2008

bristolology

the study of the city of Bristol,England

this book will come under the study of bristolology.

bristolology by r.che March 21, 2009

Bristol Story 

A story that is told at an incredibly random or inappropriate time that goes no where and is often redundant and that leaves people slightly confused as to why the person told it in the first place.

While at a party, a person (usually named bristol) comes up to you
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.

Bristol Story by bristolstoriesareawesome May 31, 2010

bristol burn smokers

someone who smokes alot in sectret and burns down to the filter

the bristol burn smokers agata and becky the bristol blem heads are back at it again

bristol burn smokers by HHHHHHHHHFGTFYSAUAF January 7, 2020

Bristol Palin 

The daughter of the homophobic republican Sarah palin. Shes a stupid whore who got pregnant and tells teenagers to be abstinent. shes a hypocrite and also a homophobe like her dumbass mother. Shes a horrible dancer who won 3rd place on Dancing with the stars because all the republicans and the tea party fucked up the votes. Shes also fat bitch!

I wish Bristol palin would get shot!

Bristol Palin by MJlover20 December 10, 2010

bristol 

The best city in the world.

Despite it's chav image Bristol is one of the most up and coming cities in the UK with it's music scene etc. It's also got the highest income per head of any UK city other than London and is currently ungoing a big boom time with redevelopments all over the city.

Bristol is cooler than your city.

"Man I wish I lived in Bristol"

bristol by ElectricBaby December 14, 2008

Bristol Milkshake 

Someone who likes getting Bukkake'd on by a bunch of farmers

You love a good old Bristol Milkshake, you dirty bastard

Bristol Milkshake by Dai Boy June 12, 2006