The best city in the world.
Despite it's chav image Bristol is one of the most up and coming cities in the UK with it's music scene etc. It's also got the highest income per head of any UK city other than London and is currently ungoing a big boom time with redevelopments all over the city.
Bristol is cooler than your city.
"Man I wish I lived in Bristol"
Third base. 'Getting piece' is used to describe the act of having someone finger you/give you a handjob.
"Yeah man I got piece last night"
"I really need to get some piece"