breasting 

The act of two women rubbing their breasts together.

We're not lesbians, we were just breasting.

breasting by bb April 8, 2003

Brenting 

An engagement building game played by thousands of people who arrive to work at a reasonable time. Players place bets as to when a "Brent" will actually show up for work, typically after 9am. Winners typically receive a traveling trophy and bragging rights. No one knows where the game originated, or if there was ever a real "Brent" but if there is, he and his snooze button are deeply revered for their continually perseverant somnolence.

Did you hear that Tim got a threepeat in Brenting this week? Legendary!

Brenting by Wasn't Me March 10, 2015

brenting 

to masturbate uncontrollably

Jason was caught brenting in the broom closet.

brenting by Edger Shroom August 23, 2007

Free Breasting 

Much like going commando, when women don't wear a bra. A lot like when guys go free balling when they don't wear underwear.

guy 1: Daaaaamn look at those boulders!

guy 2: wow, talk about tera-flop.. she must be free breasting

Free Breasting by T.J. Dubz May 27, 2009

Bretting a joke 

Someone who ruins a perfectly good joke by either misquoting the punch-line or taking a joke seriously.

Man 1: You haven't seen your cock for days. Man 2: Probably cause it's buried in your mom. Brett: Yeah, your mom has sex with lots of people. (followed by silence)

Bretting a joke by The Beezy One March 3, 2004

Bexting

Text-message version of a booty-call.

That ho is totally bexting me again. It's past midnight, she just wants to get laid.

Bexting by ROC Urbanity October 11, 2008

bretting

Drinking a ridiculous amount of alcohol, typically whiskey, by yourself.

Jimmy had a massive hangover Saturday morning after bretting Friday night at home because none of his friends came to his party.

bretting by Dli March 19, 2014