brexit 

When a person or group takes a decision based on emotions rather than sound logical reasoning and it significantly spoils the situation for those involved .

shorthand for 'shooting yourself in the foot'.

'Dont breakup with him, its brexit if you do !'

'Buying this house is brexit'

brexit by Toruk Macto June 25, 2016

Brexit 

When you parents say they're going to leave but spend the next two hours still talking to you in the doorway as they say "I'm gonna let you go."

Man, I was hoping for some peace and quiet after having my parents over for dinner, but they won't stop Brexiting my apartment! It's been an hour and a half since they said they were going to leave.

Brexit by RamenC March 29, 2019

Brexit 

To Brexit is to exit and somehow make everyone feel worse than when you were there.

Gonna go get KFC and not come back. Get Brexited nibbas! Walloped! Boom! KaCHOW!!!

Brexit by Brandon Pennycook May 27, 2018

Brexit 

Act of deliberate harm to a nation in order to profit by shorting its currency, short-selling shares and bonds, and by farming out lucrative government contracts to cronies.

See also: insurance job.

The whole country went tits up, but I don't care because Brexit made me seriously rich.

Brexit by Professor Arsegarp July 23, 2021

Brexit 

When somebody makes a decision despite being uninformed of said decision and its consequences

I think Jenny pulled a brexit voting for class president... Everybody but her knew that the new president would take away school lunches

Brexit by scratchattacks December 30, 2016

brexit 

creating an utter mess, fuck up totally, total chaos

He got an accident and brexitted his car.
After the party her bathroom was a total brexit.

brexit by runlevel0 June 28, 2016

Brexit 

To say bye but not leave

A: Ok, Aaron, see you.
B: Alright bye! *stays*
A: Aaron, you're brexiting.

Brexit by subjekt 18 March 29, 2019