Blumpkin

the act of giving a blowjob to someone while he is taking a shit

Holly gave kyle a blumpkin in her bathroom.

Blumpkin by Smoochy da Ryno January 14, 2009

Blumpkin

Its when a #A chick gives you head while your sittin' on the toilet takin' a shit!" -Harold and Kumar: escape from Guantánamo Bay.

Chick-" Hey you want a Blumpkin?"
Guy-" Whats a Blumpkin?"
Chick-" Ugh never mind"
Guy-"Damn!"

Blumpkin by NiXONs Bak July 28, 2009

blumpkin

The act of fellatio performed upon a male who is concurrently engaging in the act of defecation.

1: Carter received a blumpkin from Paige!
2: Gross!

(now you have a word to rhyme with pumpkin in your poetry)

blumpkin by Helen Leichner August 3, 2009

blumpkin

To receive fellatio while defecating.

When Hans had eaten too much Mexican food one evening, Olga had no choice but to give him a blumpkin.

blumpkin by snikt April 27, 2008

blumpkin

when a girl gives you head while you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Rosenberg:Hey Kumar i went to that asian party.
Kumar:Cool! What'd you do there
Rosenberg:I schupted Cindy Kim.
Kumar:Really?
Rosenberg:She gave me a blumpkin

blumpkin by §nake January 13, 2010

blumpkin

To sit on the can and take your morning shit while recieving great head from someone who likes the smell of a mans dick and shit at the same time.

Damn [e-mail] loves givin great Blumpkins to Men!

blumpkin by Pigboy July 25, 2008

Blumpkin

Recieving oral sex while taking a shit.

Yo' bitch gave me a blumpkin last night when yas left fa smokes.

Blumpkin by C bass August 27, 2007