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Big Guy in the Sky 

The phrase is used as a synonym for God.
When athletes thank God, they point to the sky.
I want to thank the big guy in the sky for all my success over the years.

Big Dutt in my jorts 

When you shat in your jeans. (could be any denim material)
DAMN IT Bill, did you Big Dutt in my jorts!?
Big Dutt in my jorts by JortsDenim February 8, 2021

Big Dicks In Ya Ass 

Women in big vehicles 

1. An accident waiting to happen. There's a reason why women aren't allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia!

2. Testament that being a whore gets them big toys

3. A blessing to vehicle & medical insurance companies
Guy1: "Hear about that massive 8 car pile up?"
Guy2: "Yeah - what caused that"
Guy1: "Women in big vehicles"
Women in big vehicles by GetBentFgt October 17, 2009

Big Trouble in Little China 

An erection in public.

Abbreviated to Big Tilch.
Uh oh. Big Trouble in Little China...

Big spoon in a microwave 

It is like a spoon in the microwave (in that it kills you), except there is a massive person hanging dong behind you, creepily staring over shoulder.
Shit! I just wanted to put a spoon in the microwave, but now there is a big, burly, naked man behind me! Now it's a big spoon in a microwave!