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c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy) 

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.
I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

the battered shrimp 

while having sex on the beach the man will pull his penis out rub it in the sand and then go back to fucking her with his sandy penis. possibly making a pearl.
it was our anniversary and he surprised me with the battered shrimp. i did not like it. i hate the beach.
the battered shrimp by ear21 May 16, 2010

batteries 

most dramatic object other things stop working or they break, but batteries, they DIE. If you are a battery you're either working or you're dead.
Guy 1: Why aren't you listening to your walk man?
Guy 2: I can't my batteries died in my lap this morning.
batteries by Jadykinzzz November 8, 2007

battered cod 

battered cod: the state often mistaken for a conventional hangover, whilst actually being accredited to a full night of call of duty
did craig make it to lectures today??
fuck that you baby killer, he's a battered cod today.
battered cod by monkey mangaler October 19, 2009

Batteried 

When your battery is removed from any electronical device such as a cell phone, calculator, car, MP3 player, etc.
Must be followed by the phrase you just got batteried
"Why isn't my phone turning on"
"Boom you got batteried"
Batteried by Charizards November 1, 2011

b batteries 

During the period of the pre-transistor era, (45's-60's), portable vacuum tube radio receivers were produced requiring the use of 2 or 3 separate batteries. One of these batteries, the "a" battery, powered the filaments of the radio tubes. The other, called the "b" battery, powered the anode (plate) and cathode circuitry.
The radio doesn't play because the a batteries are dead but the b batteries are fully charged.
b batteries by WesternPALcS November 16, 2007