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slap the basin

To hit the toilet bowl with an enormous log of poo effectively slapping the basin of the toilet bowl.
Hey! did you slap the basin? It smells like shit in here and the toilet is brown.

Sober Bashin Time

The act of beating up and/or manhandling non-intoxicated people. This act is typically preformed by stoners to combat the ever so popular stoner bashin time. There have been many deaths attributed to "Sober Bashin Time" mainly because sober kids can't handle the power of a man hyped up on booze and weed.
ted:you see those kids hanging out by the burger king?
joe:yeah so?
ted:they don't have beer.........or weed.
joe:SOBER BASHIN TIME

Stoner Bashin Time 

When an obviously stoned individual approaches u and you just can't resist the temptation to fuck them up
"yo look at jonny over there, hes such a fucken waste of life he snorts ten lines a day and rolls a blunt every 5 minutes, i say we go grab that old wrench in my shed and have some stoner bashin time!"

succulent basking 

any rottweiler who insists on messing his business on the Mayor's shoes.
this little pissy puppy shits every goddamn day at the same time when the mayor comes to my house to court my 13 year old daughter. Inevitable the puckered pooch knows shit when she sees it and darts out of the house and lands perfectly a beautiful turd sort of liquidy succulent basking that never fails to hit the target. The mayor is such a fucking prick and child molester he keeps coming over because my mom is a whore and cannot pass by an offer of security that never arrives.

Stoner Bashin Time 

originally used in "Dude, Where's My Car?"

During a period of time when you see one or more totally stoned wastes of life (see also faggot) and you just cannot resist the urge to beat the hell out of them, usually with a ball bat or other heavy object.
"Hey, man, look at Brian over there. He's so stoned that he can't even tie his shoes, let alone finish 10th grade and be of any use to society. Looks like it is definately Stoner Bashin Time."

sugar basin 

Dumping sugar into the anus and/or vagina before intercourse because you prefer the sandpaper-like sensation on your penis.
"I prefer prepping a sugar basin over going in raw, shit feels good dude."

Friend: "Dafuq..."
sugar basin by TheRobFord June 21, 2015