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Barking & Dagenham

Barking & Dagenham is a borough in London, that was created 2 boroughs (Barking and Dagenham) merged. The area is famous for the Ford Strikes, a pioneering event in women's rights! It's more recently famous for having a visit from Meghan Markle (i got to shake her hand) at Robert Clack Comprehensive.
Barking & Dagenham is just misunderstood
Barking & Dagenham by RCBest April 27, 2020

Tennessee Barking Spider 

Term used to cover up the excretement of ones own flatuence.
Billy: (fart noise)
Teacher: Billy did u just fart?
Billy: No it was a Tennessee Barking Spider.

barking at the badger 

british slang for cunnilingus other terms include going down on,licking out, munching the rug

cunt pussy licking
" i had so much fun with stephany last night barking at the badger"
barking at the badger by amuchan October 4, 2006

Barking Devil Dog 

A natural defense that involves producing a powerful fart in order to launch a nestled penis from ones rectum. A barking devil dog can be produced by either gender and is solely utilized to abrupt the act of anal sex.
"If you even think about slipping it into the wrong hole; I won't hesitate to give you a barking devil dog."
Barking Devil Dog by dSwagg2012 January 16, 2012

barking spider 

A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.
Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.
barking spider by Rick C. May 14, 2005

monkey barring 

verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over

just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next
ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"
monkey barring by metro anthony October 24, 2005