bakers dozen 

1) A thirteen inch clit.
2) A clit so big it could be mistaken for a penis.
3) Something you don't want your dick to touch.

Guy 1: I can't believe you hooked up with her, she looked like she had a bakers dozen.
Guy 2: Dude, my ass hurts.

bakers dozen by Ttocs Senga March 31, 2008

bakers gazillion 

A number between 7 and 14. Used when a gazillion just isn't enough.

I had a gazillion things to do today and you added one more, making it an even bakers gazillion.

bakers gazillion by eviljoy January 23, 2010

bakers law 

bakers law is the rule that if your plan is tupid enough, it will always work out anyways.

"this plan was so stupid i didn't think it was gonna work out, but bakers law made it happen."

bakers law by coolfashiontips January 27, 2018

bakers knowledge

when you don't need a cookbook to make cakes.
you also know the how much grams are in something by look and weight

my granny lost her cookbook and decided to use her bakers knowledge

bakers knowledge by Urboishendy May 4, 2018

Bakers dozen 

It when ypu and you're mate are having sexual intercourse and when you ejaculate you pull out and freeze your cum inside molds And when its frozen feed it to your mate .

"Yoo last night me i gave my girlfriend/boyfriend a bakers dozen"

Bakers dozen by TankR November 25, 2020

bakers shit

not too solid and not too loose...if you could shit into a pastry bag and decorate a cake with it.

brown cream cheese flowed from my ass...a classic bakers shit.

bakers shit by squid_x January 11, 2021

bakers shit

a shit so creamy and thick, if placed in a pastry bag it could be used to decorate a cake

dude, i just took a 4 star bakers shit.

bakers shit by squid_x January 11, 2021