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Coyote Awakening 

This usually happens after a break-up. The realization after a night of heavy drinking when you wake up in the morning and find out that the fuck-buddy/revenge-fuck-buddy that you picked up from the bar the previous night, resembles Wile E. Coyote.
"Boy 1: Dude, Steve has lost it. After his break-up, he fucks anything that walks. Can you believe, he picked up Gertrude last night.

Boy 2: Gertrude!!! Bet he had a coyote awakening today."
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Fire Emblem: Awakening 

A game where you can [fuck] your best friend's daughter.
[Fire Emblem: Awakening] is a game worth playing

awaken a sleeping giant 

(v.) to prompt a powerful force of unknown destuctive capabilities into action.
Hitler awakened a sleeping giant by declaring war on the USSR.


Japan awakened a sleeping giant by bombing Pearl Harbor.

Fire Emblem Awakening 

Fire Emblem Awakening

A game in the fire emblem series, which is surrounded by controversy because of old school fans complaining about it being to easy casual mode, broken second seal, the story not being as good and some characters being a bit inappropriate Nowi. However this game help save the franchise as well as set it back on course (most people had forgotten about Fire Emblem by that stage and the game spawned a lot of new players). This because it was it sold 1.9 million copies by 2014 thus reminding everyone about fire emblem. Pie the way the game has a fixation with pies.
I see you play Robin in smash bros.
Yes what about it?
You should play Fire Emblem Awakening.
I've already played it.
Oh really that's great!
Not as good as previous instalments thought.
Take that back right now!
Fire Emblem Awakening by Ranaky January 19, 2017

Awakened 

Spiritually aware of the universe and it's direct metaphysical connection to one's own being and the connection it host to all life forces.
It was at the moment I was awakened.
Awakened by Awakened April 4, 2015

awaken the princess 

To transition from male to female– that is, to awaken your inner princess.

A reference to the Legend of Zelda II, where the goal of the game is to awaken Princess Zelda.
I know now what I must do; I must awaken the princess.
awaken the princess by Welliamism October 31, 2012

Awakened Bahamut 

Average BC player: awakened bahamut can punch the base

Super metal hippo: no