Cesar Augustus was and to this day still is the master of all things great on not only this planet, but all of the 15 planets of our solar system if my research is corect.... This is the man that most men would love to be like. This is also the man most if not every woman invisions while having sex with another male, a regular mans penis is not capable of doing the things Cesar Augustus's penis is capable of doing to a vagina. Also known as the man.... 1) We pray to at night. 2) We dream of at night. and 3) That will wrap his 45'' flacid penis around our necks in our sleep if we do not comply with the following two rules.

Cody: Hey nick whatd you dream about last night??
Nick: Dude.... obviously i dreamt about.... him....
Cody: Dude if i tell you this dont tell anyone....
Nick: Okay
Cody: I dreamt about this chick sucki....

-Cody does not exist any more after failing to comply with rule number 2
Cesar Augustus knows all....

Cesar Augustus by Bicholas Nrady September 1, 2010

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Caesar Augustus

the adopted son of julius caesar, al around baller, awesome man, first roman emperor, all around baddie, avenger of father, conqueror of rome, awesome sawsome. son of hottie cleopatra too

"Caesar Augustus took over rome and killed the people that killed his dad. What a baddie"

Caesar Augustus by I love Roma May 5, 2022

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Joseph Augustus Zarelli

Okay so this is the boy in the box from the 50’s. He was just recently identified as Joseph Augustus Zarelli.

Person 1: Have you heard about the Boy in the Box?
Person 2: Yes, why?
P1: They just identified him as Joseph Augustus Zarelli

Joseph Augustus Zarelli by JudasBr December 17, 2022

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Garret Richard Augustus Phillips

A gay ass dog fucker

Kf: Garret man,
Dalton: what a dog fucker, that Garret Richard Augustus Phillips

Garret Richard Augustus Phillips by dalton_is_a_taxi_driver July 25, 2022

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