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Australian Anus Augmentator 

This is the act of reaching up and pinching the balloon knot of your partner and then applying pressure with your tongue and humming the Australian National Anthem in the key of D major while giving a short but stout tug on the left nipple with a pair of vise grips and then using the other hand you fire up the dremel with a preloaded cutting wheel and you carve your initials in the partner's asscheek just as you are about to blow your load on the back of their neck and forehead
Robbie was quite sore after Rick gave him a Australian Anus Augmentator.

Admented Reality 

The practice of augmenting real life photographs and videos with computer-generated advertisements inserted after the images have been captured.
Google is introducing a concept of admented reality by proposing that real life billboards in their street view photos be augmented with virtual advertisements they sell.
Admented Reality by arlingtone January 15, 2010
Sara augmented their penii by putting on a torrid show
augment by larstait October 12, 2003

augmentation nation 

our culture being absorbed by changing their physcal appearance in the form of plastic surgery.
that woman doesn't have a part of her body that she hasn't had work on! can't blame her, she's a product of augmentation nation.
augmentation nation by dov June 14, 2005

Demotional Augmentation 

When you are offered a job that pays better than your previous job, yet has fewer responsibilities.
Lady : "They flew me to San Diego with an expense account, interviewed me and offered double my current rate for half the responsibilities."

Friend: "Girl, grab that job offer! It isnt every day you get a demotional augmentation."

Travel Agented 

to plan a trip for yourself or someone else like a travel agent but without the title.
I plan a mean trip. I can't beleive I've never travel agented before.
Travel Agented by michilala January 11, 2011