Assplurgers 

Fetish involving autistic lads and fat lasses.

See that whale on top of the mong? Looks like a pretty bad case of Assplurgers.

Assplurgers by Rorins February 26, 2011

asspurgers syndrome 

A terrible affliction that drives one imediately to the throne with an urgent need to expel a toxic river of brown filth from one's derriere.

Last night's curry destroyed my guts. Bad case of asspurgers syndrome this morning. Should have put the bog roll in the fridge last night. Gnarly.

asspurgers syndrome by banoslibre September 7, 2014

Assburger Helper

Someone who makes a point of trying to take someone with Asperger's Syndrome out into social enviroments to help develop social skills.

Girl: Why would someone want to bring an introvert like that to a party like this?
Guy: It's the work of some Assburger Helper. They think they can change him/her.

Assburger Helper by Vyhaka April 7, 2009

ass burgers 

False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.

"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"

"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."

ass burgers by harblmonster January 11, 2009

assburger 

A person who exhibits the symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome.
Given the personality traits that characterize an "aspie", this term was probably coined by aspies/assburgers themselves.

You know, I think Albert Einstein was an assburger, which makes me feel not so sorry for myself.

assburger by mochajoe June 6, 2005

assburgler 

one who steals ones virginity through the ass.(anal rape)

Oh, there is the guy I slept with two nights ago, he's such an assburgler!

assburgler by Jenner Dalgleish/ Matthew H. February 15, 2008

Assburger Syndrome 

It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.

The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.

Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome

Assburger Syndrome by retardeddictionary December 7, 2009