baby's arm holding an apple

1. A Large Penis, with the shaft appearing to be the "arm" and the head the "apple"

Look at the size of that cock! It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!

baby's arm holding an apple by M February 4, 2005

baby's arm holding an apple

A large penis.

The term comes from a Lenny Bruce routine about African-American men ("Their wangs look like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist" as immortalized in his book _How to Talk Dirty and Influence People_), but this exact wording is taken from The Tubes' song "What Do You Want From Life", from their first album.

Since not everyone gets the reference, the term typically is used as an in-joke.

What Carrie really wants is a baby's arm holding an apple.

baby's arm holding an apple by edgarde September 21, 2008

baby's arm

San Diego slang for a large, flaccid penis. Derived from the similarity in size and curvature to an infant's arm. Also called "baby's arm holding a pear".

"When she unzipped my jeans, I showed her the baby's arm."

baby's arm by Brick September 14, 2003

baby's arm holding an apple

Having an extremly large penis.

John: My dick is so big it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!

baby's arm holding an apple by Z-Rizzle September 16, 2006

baby's arm

Noun. Short arms caused by a genetic defect. Used as a greeting or farewell.

"Baby arm."
"Baby arm. Where ya been?"
"Rehab."
"Good luck. Baby arm."
"Baby arm."

baby's arm by mikeyddddd April 15, 2005

baby's arm

The massive boaby of Obid0n, drummer with popular beat combo Subbuteo Pitch Invasion. A man who is so well-endowed and great in bed that when he's done even the neighbours need a smoke.

'Bloody hell, Obi-huge-boaby, that's what I call a baby's arm!'

baby's arm by Maria Callous September 6, 2008

baby's arm

Exceptionally large turd.

1st dude - Wots up with you man, your lookin pale and all sweaty.
2nd dude - Just dropped a baby's arm, fukin drained me. Lend us your phone, gotta warn the treatment plant.

baby's arm by street smeg May 14, 2005