Antioch, IL 

Antioch a northern town in Illinois. The water comes out of the faucet brown, your neighbor's playing the banjo on his front porch. The lake isn't well... a lake, it's more muck then anything. Bugs are crawling everywhere I mean everywhere inside and outside. The weather is unbearable. The houses are in disrepair. The schools, well they're falling down as we speak. Antioch it's HICKTOWN!

Chicago Citizen:Hey guess what my brother just got back from college!

Antioch, IL. citizen: What? Whats college?

Antioch, IL by Josh1320 January 17, 2008

Antioch IL

A small town around 45 minutes to an hour away from Chicago that most peoople don't know exist it has a nice town area but it only makes news when something bad times like two middel school teachers getting arested for pervetd reasons, a school starting on fire or a kid getting hit by a car . The lake is full of seaweed and muck not the best place to swim. Though it is nice in some areas it has a big drug problem most people don't know about recently there was a big drug bust involving 100's of people the towns population being around 13,000 many of the kids are wanna be ghetto. But it is a overall nice place

Chicago Citazian- whare is Antioch IL

Antioch Citazian- about a hour away
Cc- yeah I think I have heard of it

Ac- oh what you hear
Cc- two teachers getting arested for child porn and something like tat
Ac-yeah is got it problems the lakes shit but it's nice

Cc-ok then

Antioch IL by Uwishyouknew September 17, 2012

antioch high 

A semi-ghetto school where all the ratchets sit on the stage in the cafeteria and twerk, rap,etc. 3/4's of the school are potheads. All the attractive guys are losers and all the attractive girls are sluts. Although this school is overpopulated is it really boring except occasionally seeing the ratchets twerk in the rain or catching people hot boxing the bathroom.

What school do you go to?

Antioch High, you know the school with all the potheads and sluts!

Is it fun?

Fuck yeah I get to fuck bitches and smoke weed

antioch high by nataweeezy November 21, 2013

Antioch Illinois 

Antioch a northern town in Illinois bordering Wisconsin. The water comes out of the faucet brown, your neighbor's playing the banjo on his front porch. The lake isn't well... a lake, it's more muck then anything. Bugs are crawling everywhere I mean everywhere inside and outside. The weather is unbearable. The houses are in disrepair. The schools, well they're falling down as we speak. The funnest thing to do there is well play with a yo yo. Antioch it's HICKTOWN!

Chicago Illinois citizen: Hey my brother got back from college!
Antioch Illinois citizen What? Whats college?

Antioch Illinois by Josh1320 January 24, 2008

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch 

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch by dip July 19, 2004

Antichrist 

Junior grimes. Trust me it just makes sense. This little fucker thinks he’s undetected because he’s sooo “innocent” but we know his secret. his name LITERALLY means “filthy child” as in filthy as sin. And sin is impure. And junior means child, as in son. So he’s the son of sin.

Maybe a coincidence but jesus christ is the opposite of junior grimes. that grimes kid needs to go down ASAP!

Not much proof that he is (or is there?) but There’s also no proof that he ISNT either

Junior grimes the son of trump is indeed the Antichrist, sent here to abolish order and bring chaos as well as breaking everyone’s faith in “god”

Junior grimes is the antichrist

Antichrist by Uggs bunny November 22, 2021

the antichrist video game 

a video game created by ejz games

the antichrist video game is the second game from ejz games.

the antichrist video game by the antichrist March 13, 2012