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Affliction 

A feeling driven by extreme emotional suffering. A feeling so strong it starts to affect your general well-being whether it be psychological or physical.

Usually a feeling brought on by yearning or fond memories of a certain person; which when any form of pain arises it is amplified.
The breakdown of a relationship can lead to unfathomable affliction.
Affliction by _The Secret_ August 6, 2019
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Movie directed by Ben Affleck
"Did you see Argo? It's the new Afflick!"
Afflick by Greg Phipps October 16, 2012

Affliction banned

Tom - "Are you watching Affliction banned? Its got half of the top ten ranked heavy wieghts on one card!"

Bob - "Wow thats awesome!"
Affliction banned by fedor1 July 1, 2008

Affliction 

Back in 1856 a doctor by the name of Terrence Nutkins argued with his peers that the emotion of Jealousy was actually a physical manifestation and not just a feeling. He argued that in every person lay dormant a miniscule gland in the upper tethis that when a person felt jealous this gland would convulse releasing a small dose of Cheortyxon C.

This small dose would force the Afflicted to do all manner of odd things like become irritated and angry easily sometimes leading the sufferer to post crazy things on websites and make up alot of hocus pocus. Terrence published his workings and until today the gland has not been denied nor confirmed by doctors in the field.
You're jealous of affliction you'll post on websites to vent your anger!

afflictionate

Painful or unwelcome display of affection or fondness.
She crossed from afectionate to afflictionate when she gained 25 pounds and still wants to sit on my lap.
afflictionate by bubob November 27, 2011

affictitious 

The affictitious signature on the cheque was detected by the teller.
affictitious by uttam maharjan September 7, 2011

Affliction 

A boston street slang. 1980's popculture moulded this years latest craze in uptown boston.
You Sir, speak with a certain degree of Affliction.

"Dats right, honkey"