amusement-itis 

AMUSEMENT-ITIS is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you have made them laugh in the past.

Example:
“I just told a joke” “Yeah but it wasn’t funny”
“But I have made you laugh multiple times before, I must have AMUSEMENT-ITIS.”

amusement-itis by Haha you don’t know who I am May 14, 2020

abuseometer 

Imaginary scale to rate the suffering inflicted upon someone. It could be used to measure the anguish of a whiny underling.

Millennial: WTF, I can’t believe I have to work on Saturday, why me? What did I do? Why the abuse? You are such a jerk!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!

abuseometer by Professor grandmaster G November 29, 2017

Amusement Co. 

This awesome band that contains the four most attractive men, talented musicians, best lovers, charismatic leaders, and successful businessmen on the planet. They write folk music... or something.

Person 1: I saw this band the other day playing folk music. Or something. I can't remember the name of the band though.
Person 2:Were they the four most attractive men, talented musicians, best lovers, charismatic leaders, and successful businessmen you've ever seen on the planet?
Person 1: Why, yes, they were, do you know them?
Person 2: Yeah it's the Amusement Co.

Amusement Co. by Dudenumber253 January 12, 2010

steel pier amusment park 

a shanty little amusement park in atlantic city new jersy. the worst place to work in the summer time do to the fact that the supervisers all fuck each other and inbreed

lil-liz-hay boris

boris-yes lil liz

lil-liz- lets inbreed and make another superviser

boris- hells yes let me get in that omega fat ass in this steel pier amusment park

steel pier amusment park by flizzz February 20, 2009

Amusement Park Lines 

The most annoying thing to wait for- 60 minutes in line for 60 seconds on a coaster.

The worst part about amusement parks are the amusement park lines.

Amusement Park Lines by thrilla7 September 1, 2012

Lake Compounce Family Amusement Theme Park 

The greatest place to be in Connecticut during the summer. If you need a summer job you have a 95% chance of getting one here. Working here is one of the greatest experiences ever if you love working outside and you are a people person with A LOT of patience. Rides is the greatest department...and one of the main reasons why we have guests. If you are like me...you will live at this place and this place will be one of the only things in your life that makes you happy.

Young girl goes to Lake Compounce Family Amusement Theme Park her entire life...Goal for when she grows up: to work at Lake Compounce. She gets a job there when she is 16, becomes overly obsessed and wants her ashes blown over the lake after she passes away and gets cremated.

Employee becomes overly obsessed with the Lake that she actually creeps her coworkers out and her manager cracks jokes.

Lake Compounce Family Amusement Theme Park by sammic0306 March 25, 2011

abasement 

action of humbling or degrading

the abasement.

abasement by Word Fangirl August 29, 2016