above sea level 

When someone needs to take such a large dump that the resulting pile of feces rises above the water level of the toilet.

My bathroom smelled so bad since my roommate's shit was above sea level.

above sea level by syaoran October 18, 2008

above Reddit's paygrade 

Term used on advice subreddits to indicate that the OP's issue is something that Reddit is wholly unsuited for resolution of and that should really be referred to a lawyer or a therapist.

"The trauma caused by you walking in on your wife getting throat-fucked by a circus clown is really above Reddit's paygrade. You should see a therapist."

above Reddit's paygrade by BakedBeanBreville December 24, 2019

Above my Paygrade 

Being asked to do something at work that is way above and beyond the pittance that you actually get paid. Can also be used in everyday situations when one is asked to do something that will inconvenience their everyday life.

Example 1

Boss: Alice, I need you to give me the calculations on those reports by close of play today!

*Blank stare from Alice*

Boss: Well don't just look at me...get started!

Alice: Dude, I'm just the secretary. Doing detailed reports is way above my paygrade.

*Boss mumbles curses*

Boss: Fine then! I'll get Smithers to do it...

Example 2

Chick 1: So did you hook up with Scotty in the end?

Chick 2: Nah, I found out that he was two-timing me so I bailed out...

Chick 1: That's a shame dude...but why didn't you fight for your man? I would have if it was me...

Chick 2: Sorry but fighting over a loser is way above my paygrade.

Chick 1: True..true...

Above my Paygrade by lady lynxx April 1, 2009

above my tax bracket 

A high maintenance girl who would require an income level greater than yours to support her lavish lifestyle. They are usually found at clubs with high cover charges and surrounded by fifty guys who all pay for her.

Two guys catch a hot girl decked out in designer clothing, Gucci glasses, Manolo stilletos, and more jewelry than small African nations posses. One says to the other "Check out that one over there," and the other notices the money leaving his pockets and says "no way man, she is way above my tax bracket"

above my tax bracket by John from Texas June 19, 2008

Above the law 

Usually an insanely deluded do do bird (criminal) in a jail cell who's so FUCKEN thick he thinks he's above the Law but is actually below The law .

Because incarcerated by Law
Suffers ...
Delusions of grandeur

A dangerous headspace

Keep away...

From crooks

They suck ...
at everything..
Even crime

Boo

Above the law BIKIE boss "so and so" was sentenced in court today for 567556876 grams of methamphetamine found in his undies.. the judge said his excuse was petty and He Must remember it getting under his ball sack.. he got 3 years in jail ...

Above The law is his nickname.

That's All

Above the law by TSARINA November 10, 2017

Above the system 

Taking rigorous classes with loads of homework, doing 0% of the homework and still succeeding like a boss.

-Walking into class late everyday
-Paying half attention to the teacher
-Fooling around in class
-ONLY copying homework right before it's due
-Still managing to understand everything that is going on
-Getting 100 in the class

n00b: Hey Dungoo! You want to meet up after school to do the Chemistry review packet?

Dungoo(Above the system kid): Get out of my face try hard. *Swags off into sunset*

Above the system by LetapKoo October 26, 2012

above knee begging 

When your sex partners legs go numb form hours of reviving oral and they have to beg you to stop.

I was getting blown for so long by this guy that I Was to above knee begging him to stop

above knee begging by Short stop guy June 5, 2018