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D.M.S.M.A.T

It's the initials for the words Dont Marry Save Money And Travel *
It is used when a girl tries to play smart games on yah after you wasting your time of her
Dude: Bro hw's Jane??? Are you guys still vibing???

Me: Don't marry save money and travel !!! (D.M.S.M.A.T)
D.M.S.M.A.T by Hayford Cypha September 21, 2017

V.A.I.M.S. 

An abbreviation for verbal abuse being what you're good at since that sounds bad being said in public- (verbal abuse is my specialty) can be used if said individual is terrible at physical fights but great at verbally attacking someone.
Don't get on my bad side V.A.I.M.S. (verbal abuse is my specialty) *wink*
V.A.I.M.S. by Czryytsatraulk<3 October 15, 2019

b.s.w.a.m.i.s.i.m.i.w.i 

from the lyrics of "One Last Time"

b.s.w.a.m.i.s.i.m.i.w.i- But stay with me a minute, I swear I'll make it worth it. The phrase means of telling someone to wait for her and if she's finally good she will do anything to prove that waiting for her is worthy.
"I'm still healing and getting fine, b.s.w.a.m.i.s.i.m.i.w.i once I'm done ily"

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n 

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology
Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) 

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.
Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those
A television series based on a mobile hospital base in the Korean War. M*A*S*H ran from 1972 to 1983, and starred several notable actors including Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, David Odgen Stiers and Gary Burghoff.
M*A*S*H by Handarazuur September 14, 2005