jerk a meyer

A man that is an wiener like a Oscar Meyer

He is such a jerk a Meyer, he cheated off his little sisters paper

jerk a meyer by Dodi fied November 18, 2020

Jerk a dog 

To get money

“I’m bouta go jerk a dog”

Jerk a dog by Swn7 March 11, 2023

Having a Blind Circle-Jerk

When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.

"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.

Having a Blind Circle-Jerk by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

Jerk Off a Furry Day 

On May 2nd you have to jerk off a furry.

I'm going to jerk off a furry on Jerk Off a Furry Day

Jerk Off a Furry Day by ijustateacheeseslice May 1, 2022

Jerk off a horse day 

May 25th, run into an open field and give a horse a hand job, part of a religion called, "Cable", take off school, work, or whatever and jerk off a horse, or jerk it 5 times, either way.

John: yo why didn't you come into work the other day?
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion

Jerk off a horse day by Cable-priest May 13, 2019

Light Jerk and a Nap 

When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.

"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"

Light Jerk and a Nap by Jondus June 7, 2017

National Jerk and a Wipe Day 

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

National Jerk and a Wipe Day by National Jerk and a Wipe day June 14, 2024