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Rip a beat 

What are you up to?... About to rip a beat or two
Rip a beat by madripper December 7, 2010

skip a beat 

When you fall asleep while masturbating and wake up with your flaccid penis in your hand, either minutes or hours later.
"I thought I'd rip a beat to help me focus before I pulled my all-nighter. I didn't mean to skip a beat but I did, and I failed my exam."
skip a beat by bgrah448 April 11, 2009

Stays a beat too long 

To remain in a general area long after your assistance is no longer required, needed.
"You know, after Bill fixes my computer, he hangs around long after the problem is fixed. That dude always stays a beat too long."
Stays a beat too long by CollieK February 3, 2010

whippin' a beat 

The art of magically beating off with you OWN hand.
Dude...You caught me whippin' a beat!!!
whippin' a beat by Zmac March 6, 2008

dropping a beat 

To masturbate so wantonly and so violently that one produces only a single bead of ejaculate that simply falls to the floor. Occurs with Duke students studying abroad that are having difficulty tapping dimes with tig ol bitties.
Dude 1: Dude 2, I almost got domed by this italian midget last night.
Dude 2: Damn man, that's cool... so do you wanna circle jerk now?
Dude 1: Yeah, just let me finish my kabob, my delicious delicious kabob.

"Scott was sleeping with his shoes on last night, so I dropped a beat in his mouth. Dropping a beat is awesome."
dropping a beat by Guelfa September 28, 2005