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Pull a Phillip 

A very specific case of texttake, when a dude accidentally sends a gloriously soppy love message to his buddies instead of his beloved beau.
Also a verb: to Phillip
Coined in the mid-2010's in a pub in Dublin.
Phil to his bros while out on the lash: Just sending a quick text to the boss
Bros receive msg to The Bros WhasApp group: Hey babe, I hate not being with you. I JUST FUCKIN HATE IT.
Bros to Phil after snorting beer: HA HA HA HA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HA HA HA You just pulled a Phillip!
Phil to self: Fuck my life

Len to self when rat-arsed with his bros and about to sext Claire: don't pull a Phillip... don't pull a Phillip...
Pull a Phillip by SimoB August 12, 2020

Wait-a-phile 

A man who is attracted to teenage girls, but waits until they are eighteen to hump them, to avoid legal crap. Usually goes for 18-20 year olds who appear to be 15 or 16.
A wait-a-phile
Shortly after the girl turned 18, the creepy 30 year old man that was always hanging out outside the high school, asked if she would like to "Come back to his place"...

roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass

To significantly harm and/or manipulate someone, and then shoot them, usually with the intent to kill.
The Crip threatened the Blood that he would "roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass!"

I have a philosophical question 

A preface to some form of obscenity.
"I have a philosophical question... is autofellatio gayer than masturbation?"

Doing a Phillips 

When you claim to be an avid cyclist but nobody has ever seen you do anything more than push your bike down the road.
Look Daddy that man’s doing a Phillips
Doing a Phillips by Boothroid prime February 19, 2023

A phillipa

First of all she gossips, she goes from quiet to loud at a certain age .

Be careful if it is that time of the month she might be very moody.

She will scream at you then say sorry and start crying.

But she is a good person and likes to get attention, if she is not listened to she will go nuts.

She loves brownies. She is also a twelve
A phillipa by Bitchxxxxxx April 12, 2019