pound a camper

see also: constipated, constipation

v: The act of squeezing an unfortunately large poo out of your butt no thanks to being constipated.

After a few days of my feces just camping out in my bowels, I finally felt the urge to pound a camper.

pound a camper by ae123456 January 14, 2009

can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race 

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race by Max Casella May 2, 2006

A Cambodian Mudslide 

When doing a female in the ass, then she moves to shit on your chest. Take note that the shit will slide down in a mudslide fashion.

"Man i was gettin' her from behind, then she gave me a cambodian mudslide outta nowhere"

A Cambodian Mudslide by Vinnie Leonetti December 25, 2006

Doing a Cameron 

To Spit food while talking.

To Cough and spread anyone around you in chewed food

To find a bit of Coleslaw floating in a drink you let somone have a sip of.

You just spat food while speaking, you're doing a Cameron!

Doing a Cameron by MoeLeicester October 8, 2014

Pull a Cameron 

When you threaten to kill yourself to get switched out of a class.

Admin: We are not switching you out if this class
Cameron: Ok I'm going to pull a Cameron
Admin: Ok fine we will switch you out

Pull a Cameron by ActiveThread300 November 22, 2019

Suck a camel's ass 

An insult that is far more powerful then "fuck you" or "yo momma is a lard ass"

-Hey Erik, could you take this plate to the back?

-No Doug, i cant..why don't you do me a favor and suck a camel's ass

Suck a camel's ass by Wox September 11, 2005

Back seat of a camaro 

a pretty common place to fuck.

“To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations of your species. You may choose either, the back seat of a Camaro, an airplane bathroom, a friend’s wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater.” – Kodos

"Lisa's in the back seat of a camaro getting fingered by some guy who's never gonna call her again cause she threw up while she came." – Dov

Back seat of a camaro by randomguy908727 August 16, 2011