Dumbass – So is that near Vancouver?
Torontonian – No, Vancouver is on the West Coast near Seattle.
Dumbass – Seattle!! you shittin' me?.
Torontonian – No really eh, Toronto is close to Buffalo.
Dumbass – Buffalo!!
Torontonian –
Where you from Eh?
Dumbass –
North Tonawanda, New Yew York.
Torontonian –Eh, you’re like 10 miles from the border.
Dumbass – You mean the US border?
Torontonian – I’d love to talk but I have talk to those
hot chicks from Chicago at the shooter bar. Nice talk’n to you eh?