Australian Nosebleed 

Code name for a woman's period. It's like a regular nosebleed, but down under.

"What's wrong with Jenny?"
"She has an Australian Nosebleed."

Australian Nosebleed by toadthesavior April 19, 2015

monthly nosebleed 

The male equivalent of female menstruation. This term is used in the context of a male suffering from PMS-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).

Guy 1: What's wrong with you, man? Why are you so pissed off?

Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.

monthly nosebleed by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Dutch Nosebleed 

When the man cums in the womens nose and it runs out the other nostril.

"When she said she wanted a nosejob I gave her a dutch nosebleed"

Dutch Nosebleed by Tranzlater July 15, 2014

Southern Nosebleed

Another phrase for a woman's time of the month.

Dude, I tried going down on my girlfriend and she started having a Southern Nosebleed.

Southern Nosebleed by Supdude8888 August 2, 2014

albino nosebleed 

During phalacio a man ejaculates up a girls nose, and the semen slowly drips out creating what looks like a white nosebleed.

"This girls crazy, she actually wanted an albino nosebleed."

albino nosebleed by Gresham Prehn January 1, 2009

dirty nosebleed 

A friendly gesture in which one person fingers their shithole and jams said crap covered finger into the snotlocker of another. The nose of the recipient then begins to bleed resulting in an explosive stream of blood, snot and poo.

Dirty Red: My asshole itches...

Lil' Be Be: All of this winter weather is causing my nose to dry out....

Dirty Red: JAM!...ha ha....dirty nosebleed....go clean yourself up you stank ass trick....

dirty nosebleed by Capt Horatio Fellatio January 26, 2011

kitty got a nosebleed 

A great euphemism for "I got my period."

No sex for me, kitty got a nosebleed.

kitty got a nosebleed by Ayla Griffin January 4, 2008