Salty Sailor

The embodiment of pure human hatred.
Used only in the most necessary of circumstances.
Refers to the most extreme of human hatred towards another living being, at an almost indescribable magnitude.

He killed my wife and children.
Burned my house to the ground.
Blackmailed me for ten years.
I could kill that salty sailor.

Salty Sailor by The S.S. March 22, 2009

floppy eared sailor 

The man and or woman (this day in time) that is consumed by a female's abnormally large labia majora that has a pungent smell of wide mouth sea bass associated with it.

Dude that girl was smoking last night did you get some? Uh yeah but now I'm a floppy eared sailor.

floppy eared sailor by GDUN August 14, 2007

Hey Sailor 

A gay catcall commonly accidentally used by freaks trying to be funny. More often than not, their attempt is not funny and makes them hated by their friends and acquaintances.

Person 1: "Hey sailor! Ha ha lol I'm so funny"
Person 2: Fuck off Will why are you stood with us

Hey Sailor by grobscliffe December 10, 2017

blind sailor

A sexual act starting in doggy style. When the guy is about to climax, he pulls out then spits on her back, making her think he has climaxed. When she turns around you give it to her in the face, while yelling "Blind Sailor!"

My girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her the ol' Blind Sailor

blind sailor by fergo September 7, 2003

land sailor 

1. A land-locked homosexual, usualy of the clomo variety, named so due to the inability to camouflage his but pirate-like advances toward unsuspecting straight sailors. Fortunately, easily detected by gaydar.

2. A Navy soldier stationed on a coastal outpost who longs for the companionship of other seamen.

Have you been introduced to Bruce? He may suggest you come over for a beer to watch football, but he really means he wants a naked wrestle in front of the fire. He is the one with a pink thong and glitter on his ass cheeks. Lift up his dress and you'll clearly see that he is a bit of a land sailor.

Bruce was a naval soldier who was stationed on a coastal outpost, yet longed for the companionship of other seamen.

land sailor by LemonySnicket July 22, 2006

French Sailor

The male-male version of the french Cigarette

If I were gay I would love a French Sailor

French Sailor by frenchfan April 7, 2010

combat sailor 

A marine (boot-neck) who receives anal sex off sailors.

I shafted that combat sailor the other day. Thought I would give him something to do as he doesn't do anything useful these days.

combat sailor by Jdyfbdk November 20, 2017